Disclaimer: The advice and ideas contained in this editorial are not meant to betaken seriously. In fact, the writer strongly advises against the methods outlined. Failure to acknowledge this warning may result in rejection, feelings of failure, and even crushing sadness in extreme cases. The writer takes no responsibility for any consequent damages. The writer also reluctantly expresses his regret for any such misfortune resulting from this advice, and wishes to remind the poor soul “there is always the next dance.”
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that every man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a date for the dance.
Would you consider homecoming a necessary part of high school? Most people would say yes. And I would agree, not because homecoming is the most fun thing ever, but because there is a social pressure to take part in homecoming week and to have fun in high school. No one wants to be the outsider in high school, so having school spirit by going to football games and participating in homecoming activities such as the parade, paint the street, the powder puff game and the movie on the lawn, makes those who attend feel more included.
We Grizzlies are an opinionated bunch, hm? Speak out and be heard.